Okay, confession time: Who else just used their coffee mug as a cereal bowl this morning? 🙋♀️ sips lukewarm latte with Cheerios floating in it If you’re reading this while hiding in the…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has ugly-cried in the Target parking lot because you accidentally called yourself “Mom” in third person… to your dog? 🐶 Just me? Cool, cool….
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else just received a passive-aggressive text from their kid’s preschool teacher about forgetting “rainbow day” 🥴? Raises both hands while chugging lukewarm coffee. Let’s unpack this circus we…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else just had an existential crisis while unclogging a bottle of pureed carrots? 🥕👶 Let me set the scene: It’s 3 AM, my hair smells like old breast milk,…
Read moreRaise your hand if you’ve ever felt like motherhood turned your career plans into a Pinterest board you can’t figure out. 🙋♀️ Let me paint you a picture: three years ago, I was…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👋 This morning, I found my toddler “decorating” the walls with peanut butter while my preschooler attempted to give the cat a bubble bath. Meanwhile, my…
Read moreOkay, real talk mamas – when was the last time you peed alone? 🚽 Yesterday? Slow clap. This morning? Queen behavior. Right now while reading this? Multitasking goddess. Let’s face it: modern motherhood…
Read moreLet’s get real for a sec. Last Tuesday, I found myself crouched in my closet at 11 PM, shoveling cold pizza into my mouth while frantically answering work emails. Why? Because earlier that…
Read moreOkay, confession time: my $98 Lululemon yoga mat? Currently functioning as a very expensive cat bed. 🐈⬛ And no, this isn’t another “self-care fail” story – it’s actually my biggest flex in adulting….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🍷✨ This morning, I literally wore my blazer inside-out to a client meeting (shoutout to my 3-year-old who “helped” pick my outfit) and discovered half a…
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