Okay, real talk: when was the last time you ugly-cried in the shower then scrolled TikTok for 3 hours to feel better? 🙋♀️ No judgment here. Last month, I accidentally burned dinner and…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Last week at the gym, a guy actually tapped my shoulder to say, “You know, you’ll bulk up with those weights.” 🙃 Meanwhile, I’m here just trying to…
Read moreYou know that awkward moment when your roommate walks in on you doing interpretive jazz hands to Lizzo’s Truth Hurts in a towel? 👀 Yeah, that was me last Tuesday. But here’s the…
Read moreOkay, confession time: Last night at 3 AM, I was elbow-deep in a TikTok rabbit hole about checks notes… medieval bread recipes? 🍞🕯️ Meanwhile, my eyeballs felt like sandpaper and my brain kept…
Read moreOkay real talk ladies… when’s the last time you spent an entire day NOT being someone’s human clipboard? 🛋️🍷 Two years ago, my “self-care” meant frantically applying under-eye patches during Zoom meetings while…
Read moreLook, I’ll admit it: I used to think yoga was just glorified stretching for people who owned too many linen pants. Then one Tuesday, after spending 20 minutes crying in my car because…
Read moreOkay, ladies, let’s get real. When someone says “meal prep,” do you immediately picture sad Tupperwares of steamed broccoli and unseasoned chicken? 🙄 Same. For years, I treated “healthy eating” like a punishment—until…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real—who else has tried following their boyfriend’s workout plan only to end up exhausted, bloated, and crying over a dropped dumbbell? 🙋♀️ Guilty as charged. For years, I forced…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 When’s the last time you actually enjoyed dragging yourself to a fluorescent-lit box of treadmills while someone’s protein shake fumes hit your nostrils? 🙃…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to think “personal development” was code for “let’s guilt-trip ourselves into productivity.” Then I accidentally read a life-changing book while hiding from my toddler in the laundry room….
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