Okay ladies, real talk over oat milk lattes ☕️ – remember that time I ugly-cried in the office bathroom after getting passed over for a promotion that went to Brad-from-marketing? (Spoiler: Brad’s big…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Did I really just agree to a date with a guy who listed “pineapple on pizza” as his personality trait? 🍕🤔 Welcome to 2023 dating, where ghosting is an…
Read moreLet me tell you about the day I accidentally became a “financial pick-me girl” 🥤. Picture this: My boyfriend of 3 years casually said, “Don’t worry about the stock market, babe – it’s…
Read moreLet’s start with a confession: Yesterday, I accidentally joined a client call wearing one neon sock and a mismatched slipper. My cat, Sir Whiskers Von Fluffington, gave me that “human, you’ve hit rock…
Read moreLet me start with this: I once accidentally ordered roasted crickets in Cambodia thinking they were caramel popcorn. 🦗🍿 There I was – jet-lagged, sweaty, and suddenly the centerpiece of a street food…
Read moreRaise your hand if your idea of “meal prep” is frantically Googling “can hummus count as dinner” at 9PM 🙋♀️ Listen, queen – I’ve burned more frozen pizzas than I’ve had hot dates…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who decided fashion has an expiration date? 🙄 Last week, I raided my mom’s closet (shoutout to her pristine ‘90s blazers) and helped my niece style her…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a hot second ☕️. Remember that time you canceled plans to stay in with a book, then spent hours justifying it like you’d committed a war crime?…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – did anyone else’s phone just ping with 14 notifications while reading this? 📱💥 Between work deadlines, family group chats, and that soul-crushing pile of laundry reproducing in my…
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