Okay, let’s get real. Yesterday I ugly-cried over avocado toast. 🥑💦 Not because of PMS or a bad breakup, but because the smashed avo looked “too chunky” and the Everything Bagel seasoning was…
Read moreOkay, let’s start with a scene we’ve all almost lived: me, standing in a grocery store line six months post-divorce, holding a carton of oat milk and a sad-looking avocado, when my card…
Read moreOkay, real talk over matcha lattes ☕️ – did anyone else wake up at 3 AM panicking that their career GPS stopped working? 🙋♀️ That was me last year, staring at my corporate…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last week, I accidentally overdrafted my account buying another scented candle labeled “financial security” (irony, I know). As I sat there sniffing vanilla-lavender regret, it hit me: My relationship…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to be that girl sprinting on treadmills like I was training for the Hunger Games. �♀️ Then I turned 33 and suddenly felt like my body had swapped…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies: when was the last time a man’s cryptic text message actually improved your life? 🍷👀 I used to stress over decoding “U up?” texts like they were ancient hieroglyphs…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. 👀 Two years ago, my “CEO journey” involved burning frozen pizza while binge-watching The Office. Fast-forward to today? I’m signing contracts in one hand and stirring oat milk…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real over our imaginary lattes ☕️. Last week, I nearly choked on my matcha when my male coworker casually mentioned his salary—a number 30% higher than mine for the…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I ate cold cereal for dinner straight from the box while crying over a work email. 🥣💻 Dramatic? Maybe. But if you’ve ever stared into your fridge…
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