Okay, real talk time. 🍷 Did you know the average woman has 37 self-critical thoughts DAILY? That’s like having Regina George from Mean Girls living rent-free in your brain 24/7. 🤯 I discovered…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has stared at their bank app while stress-eating cereal straight from the box? 🙋♀️🍯 Last month, I discovered my old watercolors while Marie…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – when my morning alarm started feeling less like a wake-up call and more like a personal attack, I knew something had to change. Last month, I literally cried…
Read morePicture this: me, curled up in my favorite oversized sweater, secretly dreading another Zoom meeting where I’ll have to perform enthusiasm like a circus seal. 🦭 Then it hit me – why are…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re elbow-deep in spreadsheet cells at midnight, suddenly realizing you could recite the office coffee order rotation better than your own life aspirations? 🫠 Been there, burned that…
Read moreLook, I’m not here to tell you I’ve cracked the code to work-life balance – my lunch “hour” still involves answering Slack messages while chewing salad like a panicked hamster 🐹. But after…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When my BFF texted “Girl, what are you doing tonight?” last Friday, I replied: “Marinating chicken thighs and debating Nietzsche with my houseplants.” 🌿🍷 Cue the “you’re weird” sticker storm….
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. I just spent 37 minutes staring at my closet this morning thinking “This makes me look frumpy” and “That color washes me out” until I showed up late…
Read morePicture this: You’re standing in front of the mirror at 7 AM, half-awake, and suddenly your brain serves up a steaming hot take: “Those jeans make you look like overstuffed sausage casing.” 🥴…
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