Look, I’ll confess: last week I threw away $47 worth of rotten kale. 🌿💸 Between back-to-back Zoom meetings, picking up my kid’s forgotten science project, and that 2am panic about whether I’d actually…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I ate cold cereal for dinner straight from the box while crying over a work email. 🥣💻 Dramatic? Maybe. But if you’ve ever stared into your fridge…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else has stared into their fridge at 8 PM wondering if cold pizza counts as a balanced meal? 🍕👀 Raises hand guiltily. Last month, I hit peak chaos:…
Read moreOkay, real talk over wine glasses and half-unpacked tote bags 🍷💼: Who else feels like “adulting” should come with a personal chef? Between crushing deadlines, soul-nourishing Pilates classes, and pretending to remember my…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared into their fridge at 8pm holding a sad bag of baby carrots while UberEats guiltily glows on your phone? 🙋♀️ raises hand I used to survive…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else has opened their fridge at 7 PM only to stare at sad wilted kale and a mystery container of something that might’ve been hummus in 2019? 🙃 Raise…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has sprinted out the door with one eye done and the other naked because the baby started crying/the dog ate your AirPod/the Zoom meeting started 5 minutes early?…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has cried over soggy meal prep lettuce? 🙋♀️ Just me? Cool, cool. Let me paint you a picture: two years ago, my fridge looked like a Pinterest board…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you stood in front of your closet at 7 AM thinking, “I have nothing to wear” while surrounded by… checks notes… clothes? 🙃 Raise your hand…
Read moreLook, I’ll admit it: I used to think meal prep was for gym bros and Pinterest-perfect moms who own 17 matching glass containers. Then I spent another Wednesday eating gas station trail mix…
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