Look, Iβll confess: last Tuesday, I wore two different earrings to Pilates, forgot my kidβs lunchbox, and accidentally texted my boss a potato emoji. π₯ Classic βmom brainβ? Nah. Classic human brain surviving…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I literally cried over spilled protein powder. There I was β 9PM, unread emails blinking like judgmental fairies, a yoga mat collecting dust since the Paleolithic era, and…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real. π I used to be that girl scrolling through Instagram at 2 AM, side-eyeing fitness influencers who claimed to βbalance it allβ while sipping kale smoothies and doing handstand…
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