Okay, let’s get real. Who else has woken up at 3 AM with their brain screaming things like “Did I accidentally ‘reply all’ to that email with a cat meme?” or “What if…
Read moreOkay babes, story time. Last Tuesday I woke up looking like I’d face-planted into a pepperoni pizza. 🍕 Stress acne, dry patches, and oily T-zone? Universe, why?! Between work deadlines and my dog…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I tripped over a third pair of shoes trying to reach my coffee maker and had an existential crisis before 7 AM. That’s when I realized: my…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 🙌 One random Tuesday, I caught my reflection in a coffee shop window and gasped. My cheeks had the texture of a crumpled paper bag, my T-zone was slick…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real—who else here has cried in a work bathroom while simultaneously drafting emails? 🙋♀️ [Raises hand while clutching matcha latte] Two years ago, I was that girl: hustling through 14-hour…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👋 This morning, I found my toddler “decorating” the walls with peanut butter while my preschooler attempted to give the cat a bubble bath. Meanwhile, my…
Read moreOkay real talk – I spilled oat milk latte on my laptop this morning, forgot to pay parking tickets for 3 months straight, and just discovered my “quick fridge reorganizing hack” actually broke…
Read moreSo…I didn’t plan to become a “sleep geek.” Honestly, it started because I kept waking up looking like a disgruntled raccoon 🦝. Turns out, my “sleep like the dead” phase in college (read:…
Read moreOkay confession time: I haven’t unrolled my $98 Lululemon mat in 47 days. Insert crying-laughing emoji But before you revoke my basic white girl card, hear this: My morning coffee ritual now involves…
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