How I Accidentally Became a Morning Person (and Why Toothpaste Changed My Life)

โ˜•๏ธ Raise your hand if your morning routine involves snoozing alarms until your phone throws shade at you with “ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?” notifications. ๐Ÿ™‹โ™€๏ธ That was me three months ago – a…

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“Sis, I Crunched Abs While My Coffee Brewed โ˜• (And You Can Too)”

Look, Iโ€™ll confess: last Tuesday, I wore two different earrings to Pilates, forgot my kidโ€™s lunchbox, and accidentally texted my boss a potato emoji. ๐Ÿฅ” Classic โ€œmom brainโ€? Nah. Classic human brain surviving…

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