How I Accidentally Became a Morning Person (and Why Toothpaste Changed My Life)

β˜•οΈ Raise your hand if your morning routine involves snoozing alarms until your phone throws shade at you with “ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?” notifications. πŸ™‹β™€οΈ That was me three months ago – a…

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“Sis, I Crunched Abs While My Coffee Brewed β˜• (And You Can Too)”

Look, I’ll confess: last Tuesday, I wore two different earrings to Pilates, forgot my kid’s lunchbox, and accidentally texted my boss a potato emoji. πŸ₯” Classic β€œmom brain”? Nah. Classic human brain surviving…

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