Okay, confession time: I once murdered a cactus. In my defense, it looked thirsty! 😅 If you’ve ever cried over wilted basil or apologized to a crispy fern, welcome to the club. Small…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🥂 Remember that time I tried to host a “casual” dinner party and accidentally served undercooked chicken while my college roommate’s date spent 45 minutes ranting…
Read moreOkay, real talk: did anyone else’s skin suddenly morph into a cranky toddler after turning 25? 🙃 One day I’m slapping on drugstore moisturizer like it’s body lotion, the next my face is…
Read moreYou know that moment when your boss slides a contract across the table and your palms go sweatier than a spin class? 😅 Last Tuesday, I found myself staring at a promotion letter…
Read moreLook, I used to think meditation was just for people who owned too many crystals or posted sunset yoga pics with blessed. 🙄 My brain? It’s like a TikTok algorithm gone rogue—constant chatter,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you stood in front of your closet at 8:03 AM muttering “I have nothing to wear” while surrounded by perfectly good clothes? 🙃 Or spent 27…
Read moreOkay, let’s talk about that moment when you’re staring at a coffee menu like it’s the SATs and suddenly forget how to human. 🫠 Raise your hand if you’ve ever stood in your…
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