Let me paint you a picture: last Tuesday night, you’d find me cross-legged on my walk-in closet floor, nibbling dark chocolate while watching Bridgerton on my phone… with a glass of cabernet balanced…
Read moreOkay, confession time: Last week, I showed up to a Zoom meeting with crusty eyes and bedhead at 10 AM. No filter. No apology. And guess what? The world didn’t implode. In fact,…
Read moreOkay confession time: I almost murdered seven succulents last year. 🌵💀 Now they’re funding my Costa Rica rainforest retreat. Let’s unpack this hot mess of how my “basic plant lady” phase became a…
Read moreOkay, real talk – when was the last time you scrolled through Instagram without feeling like everyone’s living your dream life except you? 🙃 Last week, I literally had a meltdown in a…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Between my chaotic work deadlines, endless group chats, and that one friend who still thinks 2 AM voice notes are acceptable, my brain recently resembled a TikTok feed…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real for a sec. Remember that time I spilled oat milk all over my laptop during a Zoom meeting? 🥴 Or when I accidentally sent a rant about my…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. When did “wellness” become synonymous with chugging kale smoothies at 6 AM while doing yoga poses on a Himalayan salt rock? 🙃 Two years ago, I found myself crying…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to treat my skincare routine like a NASCAR pit stop—slapping on serums while doomscrolling, scrubbing my face like I was punishing it for existing. 🏎️ Then one Tuesday,…
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