Okay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I was sipping an oat milk latte with my girl Jess when she dropped this bomb: “I matched with this guy who ghosted me after I texted…
Read moreOkay babes, grab your matcha latte and let’s get real. So, I matched with this guy on Bumble last week who claimed to be a “spiritual entrepreneur” (whatever that means). By date two,…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get one thing straight: if I see one more TikTok about “~feminine energy~” or “the ick list,” I might throw my phone into the nearest volcano. 🌋 Here’s the tea…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – ever swiped right so much your thumb needs a massage? 💆♀️ Same, girl. Last Tuesday night, I found myself debating whether to wear my “I ❤️ Tacos” crop…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real over matcha lattes ☕️. Remember that time I canceled a fourth date because he called my vintage Fendi bag “cute”? Yeah, that wasn’t about the handbag. Let me…
Read moreLet me tell you about the time I showed up to a rooftop bar wearing literal skintight pleather pants to impress a guy who later ghosted me because I “seemed too intense.” 💀…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec—when was the last time a man’s “good morning” text actually improved your life? 🌝 I used to think keeping things “casual” made me a ~cool…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s spill the tea ☕️💥. You know that moment when you’re halfway through a mediocre date, mentally calculating how fast you can Uber home to your sweatpants? Yeah, I’ve been there—way…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess something: I used to fold myself into origami shapes for first dates. You know the drill – laughing at mediocre jokes like he’s Louis CK (pre-cancellation era 😬), ordering salad…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday night, I found myself staring at my phone screen like a medieval peasant deciphering ancient runes. Why? Because a guy I’d been texting for weeks sent:…
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