Okay babes, let’s get real. Last year, I was that girl crying into her chai latte because my dating app matches ghosted faster than my bank account after rent day. Meanwhile, my macrame…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. 🍷 Did you know the average woman has 37 self-critical thoughts DAILY? That’s like having Regina George from Mean Girls living rent-free in your brain 24/7. 🤯 I discovered…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I swiped right on a guy last week because his dog looked like my childhood golden retriever. 🐕💔 Cue the collective groan. We’ve all been there – justifying questionable dating…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea, ladies. 🍷 Last Thursday, I canceled a fifth date with a guy who kept “forgetting” I’m allergic to shellfish (but remembered to Venmo request me for his overpriced cocktails)….
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Last Tuesday night, I found myself sitting across from a guy who proudly announced his life’s purpose was “collecting vintage Pokémon cards” while eating spaghetti like a toddler finger-painting….
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re halfway through apologizing for… existing in a work meeting? 🫠 Last Tuesday, I caught myself saying “Sorry, maybe this is dumb, but…” before pitching an idea that…
Read moreOkay, let’s talk about the real MVP of my makeup bag – that $24 bullet of pigment that’s seen more of my personal growth than my actual therapist. 🛋️💋 I used to think…
Read moreLet’s be real: dating in 2024 feels like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. You’ve got mismatched parts, vague diagrams, and a 50/50 chance it’ll collapse spectacularly. As someone who’s survived…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies – when was the last time you pretended to hate hiking to impress a guy who listed “nature” in his Hinge bio? 🙃 Raise your hand if you’ve ever…
Read moreAlright babes, let’s get real. Two weeks ago, I accidentally snorted sparkling water through my nose mid-date because I was so committed to being the ✨cool girl✨ who laughs at everything. Spoiler: He…
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