Okay, let’s start with full transparency: I killed a cactus last month. A cactus. The plant that thrives on neglect. Meanwhile, my Instagram feed insists I should be acing sourdough baking, hosting immaculate…
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re halfway through your third coffee ☕️, staring at your laptop screen, and suddenly feel like a toddler who’s stolen their parent’s suit to play CEO? Yeah. Me…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else here has had a hot flash in the middle of a Zoom meeting? 🙋♀️🔥 Last week, mine hit during a presentation about productivity hacks – irony fully acknowledged….
Read moreOkay real talk – when was the last time you ugly-cried in a bookstore café? ✨ Raises hand while clutching a turmeric latte That was me last Tuesday, weeping over a memoir by…
Read moreOkay but why does my 3-year-old think toothpaste is hair gel? 😂 Let me paint you a scene: Yesterday, I found my toddler “styling” the dog’s fur with my $38 Moroccan oil conditioner…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many of you have an inner monologue that sounds like Regina George from Mean Girls on a bad day? 🙋♀️ For years, mine alternated between a drill sergeant (“You…
Read moreOkay girls, real talk time 👯♀️. You know that 2 AM doomscroll through someone’s tropical vacation pics followed by their “casual” home bakery side hustle? Yeah, me too. Last week, I caught myself…
Read morePicture this: You’re standing in front of the mirror at 7 AM, half-awake, and suddenly your brain serves up a steaming hot take: “Those jeans make you look like overstuffed sausage casing.” 🥴…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else tried yoga because someone told them it would “fix” their life? 🙋♀️ Raises hand while awkwardly attempting downward dog. Two years ago, I rolled out a $15…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Last Tuesday, I caught myself staring at my coffee order like it held life’s secrets. Almond milk latte. Was this 146 calories mocking my life…
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