Okay, confession time: Last month, my mental state resembled a TikTok algorithm on crack. You know that feeling when your thoughts are like 47 open browser tabs, someone’s aggressively microwaving popcorn in the…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When was the last time you canceled plans to binge-watch Netflix in pajamas without guilt-tripping yourself? ✨ If your answer is “never,” darling, we need to chat. Let me confess…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to treat my skincare routine like a chore list. 🚮 Cleanser? Check. Moisturizer? Meh, whatever’s closest. SPF? Only when I remembered. Then one life-melting Tuesday involving a missed…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you actually felt rested? Like, truly, deeply not-on-the-verge-of-a-meltdown rested? For me, it was approximately… never. 😅 I used to think self-care meant chugging matcha lattes…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you peed without scrolling? 🚽📱 (Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with me.) Let’s face it—we’re all guilty of mindlessly doomscrolling while pretending to “multitask.” But…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real: the last time I tried “traditional meditation,” I lasted 37 seconds before mentally drafting my grocery list. But guess what? I’ve accidentally stumbled into a zen state daily –…
Read moreOkay honey, let’s get real – did you wake up today feeling like a soggy teabag that’s been steeped in existential dread? ☕️😩 Same. Three months ago, I was the human equivalent of…
Read moreLet’s get real – if mornings were a TikTok trend, most of us would be stuck watching the “Before Sunrise” filter glitch into a pixelated dumpster fire. 🚮 I used to treat sunrise…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has blamed Mercury retrograde for eating an entire pizza alone at 2 AM… only to realize it’s actually just your luteal phase? 🙋♀️ Raises…
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