Okay, real talk: when was the last time you took a full breath? Like, an actual “fill your lungs until your ribs expand” breath? 🫠 For me, it was approximately never… until I…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself crying into my matcha latte because my “perfect” workout plan made me feel like a soggy kale chip. Sound familiar? 🥬💦 That’s when…
Read moreOkay, real talk: did anyone else think achieving “glass skin” required selling your soul to the skincare gods? 🙋♀️ For years, I treated my face like a science experiment—layering 12-step routines, hoarding viral…
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: Last Tuesday, I wore mismatched socks to a Zoom meeting, forgot my best friend’s “urgent” birthday gift until midnight, and accidentally texted my grocery list to my…
Read moreOkay honey, let’s get real. You know that moment when you’re simultaneously breastfeeding while answering work emails, mentally planning dinner, and calculating how many hours of sleep you’ll get if you finish that…
Read moreOkay, ladies. Let’s talk about the elephant in the uterus. 🐘💃 You know that time when your body suddenly becomes a drama queen – bloating like a pufferfish, cramps staging a WWE match…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you ugly-cried in downward dog? 🐶…No judgment, I’ve been there. Let’s get one thing straight – yoga isn’t just about matching leggings and Instagrammable poses….
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. How many of you wake up feeling like you’ve already lost the day before you’ve even brushed your teeth? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand, no judgment here. I used…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – last Tuesday I accidentally put salt in my coffee instead of sugar. Again. ☠️ While scrubbing my tongue with a napkin at Starbucks, it hit me: when…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last month, I accidentally wore white linen pants on Day 2 of my cycle because my calendar app lied to me about ovulation math. Cue the frantic pharmacy…
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