Look, I’ll admit it – I didn’t crawl onto a yoga mat seeking enlightenment. I showed up because my lower back screamed louder than my Spotify playlist after eight hours of laptop hunching….
Read moreOkay, real talk: my life used to look like a TikTok fail compilation. 📱💥 I’d hunt for keys in the fridge, wear mismatched socks to Zoom meetings (RIP my “professional” reputation), and once…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👋 Raise your hand if your brain sometimes feels like a browser with 47 tabs open: work deadlines, unanswered texts, that awkward thing you said in…
Read moreOkay, who else feels like 24 hours is a cruel joke invented by the universe? 🙃 Raise your hand if you’ve ever panic-scrolled through TikTok at midnight wondering when laundry magically folds itself….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Last Tuesday, I stared at my reflection while gulping down my third espresso and thought: “Why does my skin look like a crumpled paper bag, but…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has accidentally put salt instead of sugar in their morning coffee? ☕️🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. Anyway, today we’re unpacking that whole “healthy living” circus…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. My mornings used to look like a TikTok fail compilation: hair tangled like Medusa’s cousin, tripping over yoga pants while trying to put on yoga pants, and chugging…
Read moreRaise your hand if you’ve ever burnt toast while mentally drafting an email, forgotten your own phone number mid-convo, or cried over spilt oat milk… then realized it was actually almond. 🙋♀️ Friend,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else used to roll out of bed already feeling behind? 🙋♀️ For years, my mornings looked like this: blaring alarms, frantic coffee chugging, and scrolling through 47 unread texts…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec 💁♀️. Remember that time I canceled three yoga classes in a row because “adulthood,” then rage-ate Trader Joe’s cookie butter straight from the jar while watching…
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