Okay, so I just discovered the secret weapon to adulting like a pro—and no, it’s not another overpriced green juice or those 5 AM yoga tutorials that make me want to yeet my…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has ugly-cried in a Target parking lot because their oat milk latte wasn’t ~aEsThEtIc~ enough for the ’gram? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand, no judgment…
Read moreOkay, spill the green juice—how many of you rolled out of bed this morning and immediately felt like you were starring in your own personal zombie apocalypse? 🧟♀️ No judgment, babes. Let’s just…
Read moreOkay confession time: I used to be that girl who’d have a full existential crisis because Starbucks spelled my name wrong. 🙃 You know the vibe – constantly overthinking, mentally replaying awkward conversations…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real – who else started their WFH journey thinking pajama bottoms counted as “business casual”? 🙈 Raise your hand if your “home office” was just a laptop balanced on…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to wake up like a startled raccoon 🦝 – scrambling for coffee while mentally drafting apology texts for the 3 AM “u up?” memes I’d sent my group…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to think “self-care” was code for “people who own too many Himalayan salt lamps.” 🙈 Then came the Tuesday I cried over burnt toast, texted my ex’s mom…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time 👀 I was standing in the grocery line yesterday, staring at a magazine cover screaming “SELF-CARE = BATH SALTS!” while my toddler tried to lick the conveyor belt….
Read moreSo there I was this morning, phone buzzing with 37 notifications before my oat milk latte even finished frothing. My eyeballs darted between a TikTok about “quiet luxury” handbags and a CNN alert…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real about the crimson tide we all secretly wish came with a snooze button. 🌊 Remember last month when I accidentally wore white linen pants during my heaviest flow…
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