Let me paint you a picture: Last Tuesday, I tried to microwave my phone charger. 🍷✨ Not my finest hour, but hey—when your brain’s fried from Zoom marathons and pretending to enjoy kale…
Read moreOkay, real talk—when was the last time you high-fived your uterus? 🖐️ If your answer is “never,” let’s fix that. I used to treat my period like an uninvited guest who showed up…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real. 📣 How many of you have bought a pastel planner, color-coded your Google Calendar like a rainbow puked on it, and still ended up binge-watching Bridgerton at 2…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess something: I used to be that girl who’d panic-text friends at 2 AM about existential dread while simultaneously Googling “can stress turn your hair gray overnight?” 🧺☕ My brain was…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real for a sec. 👋 How many of us have pinned that aesthetic 5 AM wellness routine with green juice, journaling, and sunrise yoga… only to end up rage-scrolling…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🚗💨 Yesterday, I was stuck in traffic, late for a Zoom meeting, spilling oat milk on my white jeans, and my phone died. Cue the internal…
Read moreOkay real talk—when was the last time you spent an entire day NOT checking work emails? 😬 For me, it was a chaotic Tuesday in 2022 when I realized my “quick inbox scan”…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else has accidentally worn their pajama top to a Zoom meeting? 🙈 Or spent 20 minutes digging through a black hole disguised as a handbag for keys that were……
Read moreConfession time: I once cried into a kale smoothie. 🥬💦 There I was, 6 a.m. alarm blaring, forcing myself through a workout I hated, choking down liquid grass while mentally calculating how many…
Read moreOkay, real talk… Who else has cried in a Target parking lot while simultaneously rage-texting their therapist and doom-scrolling TikTok? 🙋♀️💅 If your nervous system currently resembles a overcaffeinated squirrel hopped up on…
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