Okay, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has blamed Mercury retrograde for eating an entire pizza alone at 2 AM… only to realize it’s actually just your luteal phase? 🙋♀️ Raises…
Read more☕️ sips matcha latte Okay babes, let’s get real – when was the last time you actually used that heart-shaped avocado slicer from 2018? 🥑 Or scrolled through 4,732 unread emails without having…
Read moreLook, I used to be that girl who thought lighting a vanilla candle and soaking in rose petals counted as ✨radical self-care✨. Then came the pandemic, two career changes, and a breakup that…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Ever found yourself saying “yes” to hosting Thanksgiving dinner while simultaneously battling food poisoning? 🙃 Or apologizing to a chair you bumped into? (No? Just me?) If your people-pleasing…
Read moreLook, I used to think meditation was just for people who owned too many crystals or posted sunset yoga pics with blessed. 🙄 My brain? It’s like a TikTok algorithm gone rogue—constant chatter,…
Read moreOkay but when did watering plants become my retirement plan? 🌱💸 Two years ago, I was crying over a dying succulent while binge-watching Marie Kondo. Today, that same plant obsession funds my coastal…
Read moreOkay, confession time: my $98 Lululemon yoga mat? Currently functioning as a very expensive cat bed. 🐈⬛ And no, this isn’t another “self-care fail” story – it’s actually my biggest flex in adulting….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else here has ugly-cried into their serum-soaked cotton pads after a trash-fire day? 🙋♀️ raises hand dramatically For years, I treated skincare like a chore – slapping…
Read moreOkay, real talk – did anyone else used to wake up already behind on life? 😅 For years, my mornings looked like this: Snooze 3x ➔ Chug cold coffee ➔ Scroll panic emails…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you canceled plans with yourself to accommodate someone else’s “emergency” that turned out to be them needing emotional support during Love Island reruns? 🙃 Been there,…
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