Okay babes, let’s get real. �☕ I’m sitting here staring at my kitchen counter buried under 3 half-empty coffee mugs (one growing what I hope is kombucha scoby), a pyramid of unopened Amazon…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: last Tuesday, I wore two different earrings to Pilates, forgot my kid’s lunchbox, and accidentally texted my boss a potato emoji. 🥔 Classic “mom brain”? Nah. Classic human brain surviving…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you googled “time management tips” this month? 🙋♀️ Be honest. I used to binge-watch productivity YouTube like it was Netflix, desperately hoping some guru’s color-coded planner…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I spilled matcha on my laptop, forgot my bestie’s birthday, and accidentally wore mismatched earrings to a Zoom call. Cue dramatic sigh. Sound familiar? We’ve all been…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has sprinted out the door with one eye done and the other naked because the baby started crying/the dog ate your AirPod/the Zoom meeting started 5 minutes early?…
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: Last Tuesday, I was sitting in my favorite café, drowning in a sea of to-do lists, when my friend Zoe walked in looking obnoxiously put-together. No eye…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real for a sec. 👋 How many of us have pinned that aesthetic 5 AM wellness routine with green juice, journaling, and sunrise yoga… only to end up rage-scrolling…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else has accidentally worn their pajama top to a Zoom meeting? 🙈 Or spent 20 minutes digging through a black hole disguised as a handbag for keys that were……
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else used to treat Sundays like a rehearsal for Monday? 🙋♀️ I’d spend hours doom-scrolling work emails while pretending to “relax” with a face mask that cracked like…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else bought a $28 monstera plant during the pandemic wellness craze only to accidentally drown it in kombucha while journaling about “self-care glow-ups”? 🙋♀️🌱 Mine died a dramatic…
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