Okay, let’s get real – who actually enjoys waking up before the sun? 🙃 For 28 years of my life, I treated mornings like that toxic ex we all have – avoiding eye…
Read moreAlright babes, let’s get one thing straight: my dating app DMs are drier than the Sahara, but my skin? Glowing like I’ve been kissed by a disco ball. 🪩✨ The secret? I’ve been…
Read moreOkay, real talk: did anyone else think achieving “glass skin” required selling your soul to the skincare gods? 🙋♀️ For years, I treated my face like a science experiment—layering 12-step routines, hoarding viral…
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: Last Tuesday, I wore mismatched socks to a Zoom meeting, forgot my best friend’s “urgent” birthday gift until midnight, and accidentally texted my grocery list to my…
Read moreOkay honey, let’s get real. You know that moment when you’re simultaneously breastfeeding while answering work emails, mentally planning dinner, and calculating how many hours of sleep you’ll get if you finish that…
Read moreOkay, ladies. Let’s talk about the elephant in the uterus. 🐘💃 You know that time when your body suddenly becomes a drama queen – bloating like a pufferfish, cramps staging a WWE match…
Read moreOkay, let’s talk about something controversial while I sip my matcha latte 🍵… Why do we keep buying skincare that literally doesn’t work? Last month, I dropped $120 on a “miracle” cream that…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. How many of you wake up feeling like you’ve already lost the day before you’ve even brushed your teeth? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand, no judgment here. I used…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – last Tuesday I accidentally put salt in my coffee instead of sugar. Again. ☠️ While scrubbing my tongue with a napkin at Starbucks, it hit me: when…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Two years ago, if you’d told me I’d be writing about ~vIbEs~ and ~eNeRgY aLiGnMeNt~, I’d have laughed while downing my third espresso. I was your classic Type-A overachiever:…
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