Okay, let’s get real for a sec. Last Tuesday, I found myself crying over spilled oat milk latte at 7 AM while wearing yesterday’s mascara. That’s when I realized: ”Girl, you need a…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Remember that time I accidentally gave myself clown cheeks with bronzer? 🎨 Or when I used a “gentle” exfoliator that left me redder than a lobster?…
Read moreOkay girls, confession time ☕️🌞: I used to be that person who’d slap her alarm like it owed me money, stumble into leggings inside-out, and mainline cold brew while muttering “I hate mornings”…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to be the queen of chaotic mornings. 🍵 You know the drill—snoozing alarms, chugging cold coffee while rummaging through mismatched socks, then sprinting to catch the bus like…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real—I almost cried in a Sephora dressing room last week. 🥲 Not because of bad lighting (though that fluorescent horror should be illegal), but because I’d spent 45 minutes contouring…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. I’m sitting here with a heating pad strapped to my stomach, dark chocolate crumbs on my shirt, and a playlist titled “Cramp Anthems” blasting in the background. Sound familiar?…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. My mornings used to look like a TikTok fail compilation: hair tangled like Medusa’s cousin, tripping over yoga pants while trying to put on yoga pants, and chugging…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec 💁♀️. Remember that time I canceled three yoga classes in a row because “adulthood,” then rage-ate Trader Joe’s cookie butter straight from the jar while watching…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who actually enjoys waking up before the sun? 🙃 For 28 years of my life, I treated mornings like that toxic ex we all have – avoiding eye…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when was the last time you took a full breath? Like, an actual “fill your lungs until your ribs expand” breath? 🫠 For me, it was approximately never… until I…
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