Okay babes, let me set the scene ☕️👀. Last Tuesday, I was sitting at my favorite coffee spot pretending to read cough scrolling TikTok cough when I overheard a couple’s conversation. It went…
Read moreSo I accidentally swiped right on a guy holding a python last night 🐍. Not metaphorically – an actual 6-foot snake coiled around his torso like a scaly scarf. This, my friends, is…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Have you ever canceled plans just to binge-watch a show with your cat? 🐱 Last Thursday, I did exactly that – complete with Trader Joe’s wine and a charcuterie…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec—when was the last time a man’s “good morning” text actually improved your life? 🌝 I used to think keeping things “casual” made me a ~cool…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stormed out of a room mid-argument because “you just don’t get it”? 🙋♀️ ✨ Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by miscommunication in relationships….
Read moreOkay, so I just had THE most awkward coffee date of my life – and honey, I’ve survived Tinder ghosting and a guy who showed up wearing socks with sandals. 💀 Let’s talk…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s spill the tea ☕️💥. You know that moment when you’re halfway through a mediocre date, mentally calculating how fast you can Uber home to your sweatpants? Yeah, I’ve been there—way…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has accidentally ghosted their bestie for two weeks because “busy” became their personality? 🙋♀️ Last month, my neglected monstera plant (RIP) taught me a brutal lesson about communication…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess something: I used to fold myself into origami shapes for first dates. You know the drill – laughing at mediocre jokes like he’s Louis CK (pre-cancellation era 😬), ordering salad…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday night, I found myself staring at my phone screen like a medieval peasant deciphering ancient runes. Why? Because a guy I’d been texting for weeks sent:…
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