Why Your Soulmate Probably Hates Texting (And 3 Ways To Fix It)

Okay, let’s get real. πŸ‘€ I almost threw my oat milk latte at my boyfriend last week because he replied β€œK.” to my 17-paragraph analysis of Taylor Swift’s new album. β˜•οΈπŸ˜€ Sound familiar?…

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Why I Stopped Chasing “Spark” and Finally Understood Modern Love

Okay, let’s get real. πŸ’β™€οΈ Last Thursday night, I found myself sitting across from a perfectly nice human who described his ideal vacation as “watching eSports tournaments in his gaming chair.” I smiled…

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Why Your Texts Are Killing Your Love Life (And How to Fix It) πŸ˜¬πŸ’”

Okay, real talk: when was the last time you had a conversation that didn’t involve someone scrolling Instagram mid-sentence? πŸ™ƒ Last week, I nearly broke up with my boyfriend over a cinnamon roll…

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Why My Plants Survive Longer Than My Relationships (And What I Learned About Communication) πŸŒ±πŸ’”

Okay, confession time: I once ghosted a guy because he used the wrong β€œthere” in a text. Judge me later. πŸ˜… But here’s the kickerβ€”it wasn’t about grammar snobbery. It was about the…

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Why “Playing Hard to Get” is Outdated (and What Actually Works) πŸ’β™€οΈβœ¨

Okay, let’s get real. Last weekend, I was sipping an oat milk latte with my girl Jess when she dropped this bomb: β€œI matched with this guy who ghosted me after I texted…

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“The Secret Sauce to Staying Madly in Love After 10 Years (Spoiler: It’s Not What You Think!)”

Okay ladies, let’s get real over virtual coffee β˜•. When my husband forgot our anniversary last year (yes, the big 1-0), I didn’t flip the dining table Γ  la Real Housewives. Instead, I…

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“Swipe Left on BS: How I Learned to Date Like a Grown-Ass Woman πŸ’„βœ¨”

Okay babes, grab your matcha latte and let’s get real. So, I matched with this guy on Bumble last week who claimed to be a β€œspiritual entrepreneur” (whatever that means). By date two,…

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Why My Boyfriend Thought I Was Breaking Up When I Asked for More Hugs πŸ˜…

Okay, real talk: who else has googled “is it normal to feel lonely in a relationship?” at 3 AM? πŸ™‹β™€οΈ Raise your hand if you’ve ever stared at your partner binge-watching Netflix while…

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Why Playing “Hard to Get” is Hardly Worth It (And What Actually Works)

Okay ladies, let’s get real over our imaginary matcha lattes β˜•οΈ. Last Thursday, I watched my friend Sarah spend 3 hours crafting the “perfect” text – you know, the kind where you wait…

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“Why Are We All So Confused? My 2-Year Experiment With Modern Dating πŸ’”βž‘οΈπŸ’˜”

Okay babes, let’s get REAL about dating in 2023. You know that moment when you’re swiping right on a guy holding a fish (why do they all hold fish? 🐟), simultaneously texting your…

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