Okay girls, let’s get real over matcha lattes ☕️. Remember that time I canceled a fourth date because he called my vintage Fendi bag “cute”? Yeah, that wasn’t about the handbag. Let me…
Read moreOkay babes, gather ’round because I need to confess something. I’ve been doing my makeup wrong for years. Like, “raccoon eyeliner in middle school” wrong. 😅 But then I stumbled upon this game-changing…
Read moreOkay, let’s spill the chamomile tea ☕. Last Tuesday, I canceled plans with my actual soulmate (my weighted blanket) to go on a date with a guy who described himself as a “spiritual…
Read moreOkay babes, let me set the scene ☕️👀. Last Tuesday, I was sitting at my favorite coffee spot pretending to read cough scrolling TikTok cough when I overheard a couple’s conversation. It went…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Have you ever canceled plans just to binge-watch a show with your cat? 🐱 Last Thursday, I did exactly that – complete with Trader Joe’s wine and a charcuterie…
Read moreLet me tell you about the time I showed up to a rooftop bar wearing literal skintight pleather pants to impress a guy who later ghosted me because I “seemed too intense.” 💀…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – how many of us have ugly-cried into a pint of ice cream because someone “just didn’t get it”? 🙋♀️ Last week, I nearly threw my partner’s gaming controller…
Read moreSo… my toddler threw a tantrum in the cereal aisle yesterday 🥣💥. Picture this: Coco Puffs flying like confetti, my husband frozen mid-avocado-inspection, and me doing that awkward half-laugh/half-cry face strangers give when…
Read moreOkay, real talk time 👀 – who else has accidentally turned a “babe, did you feed the cat?” conversation into a full-blown Cold War situation? ✋ Last week, I found myself passionately arguing…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real for a sec—when was the last time a man’s “good morning” text actually improved your life? 🌝 I used to think keeping things “casual” made me a ~cool…
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