Okay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, my partner looked at me over cold pizza and said, “We need to break up.” My first thought? Cool, guess I’ll adopt 17 cats and start…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has googled “how to stay married after kids” at 2 AM while rocking a screaming toddler? 🙋♀️ Let me paint you a picture: last Tuesday, my “date night…
Read morePicture this: You’re sipping wine 🍷, wearing your “I woke up like this” messy bun, and casually mentioning that your partner’s habit of leaving socks everywhere makes you want to redecorate the house……
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real over matcha lattes ☕️. Remember that time I canceled a fourth date because he called my vintage Fendi bag “cute”? Yeah, that wasn’t about the handbag. Let me…
Read moreOkay babes, let me set the scene ☕️👀. Last Tuesday, I was sitting at my favorite coffee spot pretending to read cough scrolling TikTok cough when I overheard a couple’s conversation. It went…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real about this whole “happily ever after” business 👰♀️💍. Two years ago, I stood in a David’s Bridal dressing room ugly-crying into a tulle monstrosity that cost more than…
Read moreOkay, real talk: when’s the last time you had a conversation that didn’t involve someone glancing at their phone? 🙃 I had a wake-up call last month when my best friend tearfully confessed…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – how many of us have ugly-cried into a pint of ice cream because someone “just didn’t get it”? 🙋♀️ Last week, I nearly threw my partner’s gaming controller…
Read moreSo… my toddler threw a tantrum in the cereal aisle yesterday 🥣💥. Picture this: Coco Puffs flying like confetti, my husband frozen mid-avocado-inspection, and me doing that awkward half-laugh/half-cry face strangers give when…
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