Okay, real talk: who else thought marriage would be all candlelit dinners and parenting would be matching mommy-and-me outfits? πβοΈ Fast-forward to today: Iβm 37, wearing yesterdayβs mascara, negotiating with a tiny dictator…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real. Last Tuesday, my partner and I had a spectacular fight overβ¦ wait for itβ¦ dish soap. Yep. The βlemongrass vs. lavenderβ debate nearly ended us. π« Sound familiar? If…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get REAL about dating in 2023. You know that moment when you’re swiping right on a guy holding a fish (why do they all hold fish? π), simultaneously texting your…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Thursday, I found myself sitting across from a hedge fund manager-turned-yoga instructor who spent 20 minutes explaining why pineapple does belong on pizza ππ while secretly swiping…
Read moreOkay girls, confession time: I used to be that person whoβd dramatically sigh and say βyou just donβt get meβ mid-argumentβ¦ until I realized my communication skills were stuck in 2016 TikTok comment…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. π Last night I tried the classic “silent treatment” when my partner forgot our taco Tuesday tradition. Three hours later? He thought I was just “really into my…
Read moreOkay babes, letβs get one thing straight: if I see one more TikTok about “~feminine energy~” or “the ick list,” I might throw my phone into the nearest volcano. π Hereβs the tea…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real β ever swiped right so much your thumb needs a massage? πβοΈ Same, girl. Last Tuesday night, I found myself debating whether to wear my “I β€οΈ Tacos” crop…
Read moreOkay, real talk β who else got bombarded with “So when are the kids coming?” at their wedding reception? πβοΈ Letβs unpack that glitter-coated pressure cooker called “building a family.” Spoiler: My husband…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I overheard two women at my local coffee shop passionately debating whether “always being honest” actually works in relationships. One claimed radical transparency saved her marriage; the…
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