Okay, spill the tea, ladies. ๐ท Last Thursday, I canceled a fifth date with a guy who kept โforgettingโ Iโm allergic to shellfish (but remembered to Venmo request me for his overpriced cocktails)….
Read moreOkay, letโs get real. Who else has ugly-cried over a Venmo request? ๐ Two years ago, I nearly broke up with my partner over a $12 sushi roll. Yep, you read that right….
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has cried in the office bathroom this month? ๐โ๏ธ Raises hand dramatically Last year, I nearly became the poster child for workplace burnout after saying “yes” to everything…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared at their LinkedIn profile at 2 AM wondering if theyโre accidentally cosplaying as a โprofessionalโ? ๐โ๏ธ Two years ago, I was binge-watching Marie Kondo while my…
Read moreOkay, letโs get real โ who else has been called “too nice” or “emotional” at work? ๐โ๏ธ Three years ago, I nearly choked on my matcha latte when a male colleague joked that…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else has googled “how to change careers at 30-something” while secretly stress-eating Trader Joeโs cookie butter? ๐ช๐ Raises both hands dramatically. Two years ago, I was literally that woman…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last week, I tried to surprise my partner with a spontaneous weekend trip ๐๐จโฆ only to find him elbow-deep in spreadsheet formulas at 9 PM. Cue the awkward silence and…
Read moreOkay, real talk time. Last Tuesday night, I found myself sitting across from a guy who proudly announced his lifeโs purpose was โcollecting vintage Pokรฉmon cardsโ while eating spaghetti like a toddler finger-painting….
Read moreYou know that moment when you’re elbow-deep in spreadsheet cells at midnight, suddenly realizing you could recite the office coffee order rotation better than your own life aspirations? ๐ซ Been there, burned that…
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