🌪️ Okay, let’s get real for a second. When was the last time you felt truly still? Not that fake “I’m meditating but actually making grocery lists in my head” stillness. I’m talking…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I tripped over a third pair of shoes trying to reach my coffee maker and had an existential crisis before 7 AM. That’s when I realized: my…
Read moreOkay, real talk – when was the last time you ate a meal without Instagramming it first? Or had a conversation longer than three TikTok videos? 🙃 Two weeks ago, I found myself…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Last Tuesday, I burned my morning coffee twice because I was too busy mentally rehearsing a work email that didn’t even matter. Sound familiar? That’s…
Read moreSo…I didn’t plan to become a “sleep geek.” Honestly, it started because I kept waking up looking like a disgruntled raccoon 🦝. Turns out, my “sleep like the dead” phase in college (read:…
Read moreOkay friends, let me confess something – I used to be that person who bought ceramic hedgehog trinket holders “just in case.” 🦔 Then last winter, I spent 27 minutes searching for matching…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to think walking was just… walking. 🚶♀️ Like, puts on shoes, moves legs, avoids sidewalk cracks. Groundbreaking stuff. Then came The Great Closet Meltdown of 2023™️ – you…
Read moreLet me tell you about the day I rage-quit my own closet. Picture this: me, 11 AM, late for brunch, drowning in 7 nearly-identical striped shirts while my favorite jeans played hide-and-seek. That’s…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Last Tuesday I showed up to a Zoom meeting wearing one navy pump and one black kitten heel. My cat had hidden the other navy shoe (rude!) while…
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