Okay, real talk – who else has stared into their fridge at 7 PM and thought, “I could either eat this suspiciously wilted spinach… or order a pizza that’ll make my jeans hate…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who actually has time for spirulina smoothie bowls at 6 AM or turmeric latte art? 🙃 Last month, I hit peak “adulting fails”: surviving on sad desk salads…
Read moreOkay, ladies, let’s get real. When someone says “meal prep,” do you immediately picture sad Tupperwares of steamed broccoli and unseasoned chicken? 🙄 Same. For years, I treated “healthy eating” like a punishment—until…
Read moreOkay but WHY does everyone make meal planning sound like military training? 🍝💣 Last month, I tried one of those Pinterest-perfect “color-coded weekly meal charts” and ended up eating cereal for dinner while…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea ☕: Who else has stared at a fridge full of groceries while doom-scrolling Uber Eats? 🙋♀️ Guilty as charged. For years, I treated cooking like a chore invented to…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared down a bowl of raw kale like it’s your personal nemesis? 🙋♀️ For years I treated “healthy eating” like a punishment – chewing through sad salads…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 I’m sitting here sipping my turmeric latte (yes, I’m that person now) and thinking about how I used to treat my body like a garbage…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared into their fridge at 6pm feeling hangry and defeated? 🙋♀️ Raises hand while clutching emergency chocolate. For years, I treated “healthy eating” like a punishment –…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has accidentally put salt instead of sugar in their morning coffee? ☕️🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. Anyway, today we’re unpacking that whole “healthy living” circus…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 👀 Remember that time I tried to live off green juice and “wellness bowls” that tasted like sad lawn clippings? Yeah, me neither – because my brain has…
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