Okay, let’s get real. 🍷 Remember last Tuesday when I tried meal-prepping rainbow Buddha bowls at midnight? Yeah, my avocado turned into brown mush and my chia pudding resembled alien caviar. 🙃 Here’s…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👋 This morning, I found my toddler “decorating” the walls with peanut butter while my preschooler attempted to give the cat a bubble bath. Meanwhile, my…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else just found glitter in their coffee… again? ✨☕️ Raise your hand if your “self-care Sunday” involved scrubbing crayon off the walls while humming Baby Shark on loop. 👋…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – until six months ago, my idea of “meal prep” was deciding which takeout app to open. 🍔📱 My kitchen collected more dust than my gym membership card,…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👶💥 I just survived a Target meltdown where my toddler tried to ride a watermelon like a horse while my newborn projectile-spit-up on a display of organic cotton onesies….
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I literally cried over spilled protein powder. There I was – 9PM, unread emails blinking like judgmental fairies, a yoga mat collecting dust since the Paleolithic era, and…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has cried over soggy meal prep lettuce? 🙋♀️ Just me? Cool, cool. Let me paint you a picture: two years ago, my fridge looked like a Pinterest board…
Read moreHey besties, let’s get real for a sec. 🙃 Raise your hand if your “self-care routine” is just slapping on a charcoal face mask while doomscrolling TikTok at 2 AM? ✋ Yeah, I’ve…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👀 The other morning, I was halfway through my 47th TikTok tutorial on “glass skin” when I spilled cold brew all over my laptop. As I dabbed coffee off…
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