Okay, real talk: who else spent 2023 aggressively manifesting inner peace only to end up mainlining espresso shots at 3am? 🙋♀️☕ That was me until I accidentally discovered breathwork during a particularly chaotic…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – mornings used to be my personal horror movie. 🎬 You know the vibe: screeching phone alarms, instant Instagram scroll paralysis, and that panicked “WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!” dance….
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👋 This morning, I found my toddler “decorating” the walls with peanut butter while my preschooler attempted to give the cat a bubble bath. Meanwhile, my…
Read moreOkay real talk – I spilled oat milk latte on my laptop this morning, forgot to pay parking tickets for 3 months straight, and just discovered my “quick fridge reorganizing hack” actually broke…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. When was the last time you guilt-free did nothing? And no, scrolling TikTok for 3 hours while stress-eating granola doesn’t count. I’m talking about actual rest—where your brain isn’t…
Read moreOkay real talk – when was the last time you ugly-cried in a bookstore café? ✨ Raises hand while clutching a turmeric latte That was me last Tuesday, weeping over a memoir by…
Read moreOkay, real talk – when was the last time you scrolled through Instagram without feeling like everyone’s living your dream life except you? 🙃 Last week, I literally had a meltdown in a…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 🙌 Remember that time I posted a TikTok about my “perfect solo date night” and got 47 DMs saying “But don’t you get lonely?!” 🙃 Honey, let me…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else here has ugly-cried into their serum-soaked cotton pads after a trash-fire day? 🙋♀️ raises hand dramatically For years, I treated skincare like a chore – slapping…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When my BFF texted “Girl, what are you doing tonight?” last Friday, I replied: “Marinating chicken thighs and debating Nietzsche with my houseplants.” 🌿🍷 Cue the “you’re weird” sticker storm….
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