Okay, let’s get real. 🍷 Remember last Tuesday when I tried meal-prepping rainbow Buddha bowls at midnight? Yeah, my avocado turned into brown mush and my chia pudding resembled alien caviar. 🙃 Here’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies… ☕👀 Who else has that gorgeous $98 yoga mat collecting dust behind their Peloton? Raises both hands while eating cereal for dinner We’ve all been sold this Insta-perfect lie…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else used to think meditation was just…privileged people humming in linen pants? 🙃 I mean, as someone who considers “multitasking” my middle name (RIP my 37 abandoned Netflix…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I once bought a $200 meditation cushion that’s now collecting dust under my bed. 🛏️ Why? Because trying to “sit still and breathe” for 20 minutes felt like negotiating with…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Did anyone else roll their eyes at meditation influencers before? ✋ I used to scroll past those “zen goddesses” whispering about chakras while petting crystals like they were house cats….
Read moreOkay honey, let’s get real – did you wake up today feeling like a soggy teabag that’s been steeped in existential dread? ☕️😩 Same. Three months ago, I was the human equivalent of…
Read moreLook, I used to think meditation was just for people who owned too many crystals or posted sunset yoga pics with blessed. 🙄 My brain? It’s like a TikTok algorithm gone rogue—constant chatter,…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Two months ago, I nearly face-planted in the cereal aisle trying to lift a 20-pound box of organic granola. 🥣 There I was – a woman who could “crush”…
Read moreOkay babes, picture this: I’m standing in line at Whole Foods, mentally rewriting an email I sent three days ago while simultaneously planning next year’s vacation and calculating how many avocados I need…
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