Okay ladies, letβs get real over matcha lattes βοΈ. Last Tuesday, I had one of those soul-shaking coffee dates with my ride-or-die Jessica. Between sips of oat milk cappuccinos, she dropped this bomb:…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to rehearse conversations in the shower. πΏ Like, full-on Oscar acceptance speeches for ordering a latte. Then one day, my BFF caught me practicing a “casual” laugh in…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I used to think “self-care” was code for “people who own too many Himalayan salt lamps.” π Then came the Tuesday I cried over burnt toast, texted my exβs mom…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to think βbudgetingβ meant frantically moving money between accounts while crying over a Seamless order. Then I accidentally became That Girl who checks her net worth while waiting…
Read moreOkay babes, let me tell you about the time I walked into a coffee shop wearing neon orange palazzo pants and overheard two twenty-somethings whisper: “Do you think she knows she’s… older than…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea β who else bought 17 self-help books during lockdown only to end up using them as coasters? πβοΈ raises hand guiltily But hear me out: after my third existential…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. Two years ago, I nearly canceled a job interview because I spent 47 minutes crying in a Starbucks bathroom. Why? My “power blazer” felt like a Halloween costume,…
Read moreOkay honey, let me tell you about the time I completely bombed a job interview by nervously comparing corporate strategy to my cat’s chess-playing skills. πβ¬ (Spoiler: Mittens doesn’t play chess.) That cringe-fest…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real for a sec. π Last Tuesday, I caught myself staring at my coffee order like it held lifeβs secrets. Almond milk latte. Was this 146 calories mocking my life…
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