Let me tell you about the time I tried hosting a “casual” dinner party that ended with smoke alarms serenading my guests. 🚨🍝 There I was, frantically Googling “how to salvage burnt risotto”…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. The last time I tried hosting a dinner party, I burned the garlic bread, forgot to defrost the shrimp, and accidentally served a “deconstructed” charcuterie board (read: I dropped…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🥂 Remember that time I tried to host a “casual” dinner party and accidentally served undercooked chicken while my college roommate’s date spent 45 minutes ranting…
Read moreLook, I’m not here to tell you I’ve cracked the code to work-life balance – my lunch “hour” still involves answering Slack messages while chewing salad like a panicked hamster 🐹. But after…
Read moreOkay, let’s be real – I’ve had more makeup meltdowns than I’ve had hot dinners. Remember that time I tried “instagram brows” before a job interview and ended up looking like a confused…
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