Okay, let’s get real – who else has stared at a sad desk salad while Instagram taunts you with WhatIEatInADay posts? 🙋♀️ Three years ago, I was that girl counting almond calories, until…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. 👀 You know that moment when your best friend texts you “new diet starts Monday!” while you’re sipping rosé🍷? Yeah, been there. For years, I chased “perfect” meal…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has ugly-cried over a bowl of kale? 🙋♀️ Two years ago, I became obsessed with “clean eating.” I swapped pasta for zucchini noodles, traded ice cream…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 🙌🏼 Remember when I spent three months eating grilled chicken salads for lunch, chugging celery juice like it was my job, and still felt like a…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who actually has time for spirulina smoothie bowls at 6 AM or turmeric latte art? 🙃 Last month, I hit peak “adulting fails”: surviving on sad desk salads…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. I used to think glowing skin came in a $100 glass bottle with a dropper. 🙃 Then one hungover Sunday, I caught my reflection while demolishing a family-sized bag…
Read moreOkay, ladies, let’s get real. When someone says “meal prep,” do you immediately picture sad Tupperwares of steamed broccoli and unseasoned chicken? 🙄 Same. For years, I treated “healthy eating” like a punishment—until…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else has cried over a kale smoothie? 🙋♀️ Two years ago, I was that girl: meticulously weighing avocado slices, Instagramming CleanEating posts, and genuinely believing happiness came…
Read moreOkay but WHY does everyone make meal planning sound like military training? 🍝💣 Last month, I tried one of those Pinterest-perfect “color-coded weekly meal charts” and ended up eating cereal for dinner while…
Read moreSo there I was at Whole Foods last Tuesday, wearing my “But First, Coffee” hoodie and staring blankly at a wall of chia seeds, when my yoga instructor-turned-frenemy Jessica glided by with a…
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