Okay, real talk β who else has cried over a “perfect” kale salad? πβοΈ Two years ago, I was that girl weighing avocado slices like they held the secret to eternal happiness. Then…
Read moreOkay, real talk β who else has stared at a sad sweet potato and half-empty jar of chickpeas while UberEats guiltily whispers “treat yourself”? πβοΈ Been there, burned the toast there. But after…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real. Two months ago, I was that girlβdowning minty βhormone-balancingβ teas, choking down charcoal shots, and still wondering why my skin looked like a moody teenagerβs selfie. Then my bestie…
Read moreOkay real talk β who else feels like their to-do list reproduces overnight like hungry gremlins? πβοΈ Between Zoom marathons, dry shampoo emergencies, and remembering to water my (miraculously alive) snake plant, I…
Read moreLook, I get it. The last thing you want after back-to-back Zoom calls is to stare into an abyss of sad desk lettuce. But hereβs the tea βοΈ: my plant-powered lunchbox literally saved…
Read moreOkay, real talk over wine glasses and half-unpacked tote bags π·πΌ: Who else feels like “adulting” should come with a personal chef? Between crushing deadlines, soul-nourishing Pilates classes, and pretending to remember my…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk β who else has stared into their fridge at 7pm with zombie-level exhaustion π§βοΈ, grabbed cereal for dinner AGAIN, then felt like a deflated balloon all week? raises both…
Read moreOkay, real talk: How many of you have stared into your fridge at 7 PM muttering βIβd rather summon a demon than cook dinnerβ? πβοΈ Same, bestie. But hereβs the plot twist: What…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real β until six months ago, my idea of “meal prep” was deciding which takeout app to open. ππ± My kitchen collected more dust than my gym membership card,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has stared into their fridge at midnight debating whether hummus counts as a “balanced meal” if you eat it straight from the tub with a carrot? πβοΈ Listen,…
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