Okay, let’s get real. 🍷 The last time I tried “mindful eating,” I ended up rage-eating cold pizza over the sink while my Instant Pot judgmentally blinked “BURN NOTICE” from the counter. Sound…
Read moreLook, I’ll confess: last week I threw away $47 worth of rotten kale. 🌿💸 Between back-to-back Zoom meetings, picking up my kid’s forgotten science project, and that 2am panic about whether I’d actually…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s talk about the real glow-up hack nobody’s posting about. Last month, I accidentally discovered that my crippling fear of public speaking didn’t disappear through meditation apps or power poses… but…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 🍷 Remember last Tuesday when I tried meal-prepping rainbow Buddha bowls at midnight? Yeah, my avocado turned into brown mush and my chia pudding resembled alien caviar. 🙃 Here’s…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many of you have a bathroom cabinet that looks like a Sephora exploded in there? 🙋♀️ Guilty as charged. For years, I treated my skin like a science project—layering…
Read moreOkay girls, let’s get real – who else has stared into their fridge at 3PM feeling hangrier than a toddler missing naptime? 🙋♀️ Raise your hand if your appetite swings from “I could…
Read moreOkay, real talk: I used to be that girl crying over a kale salad at 3 PM while doom-scrolling cortisol memes. My energy crashed harder than my dating app matches, and my skin?…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who actually wants to chop vegetables after surviving Zoom marathons and inbox tsunamis? 🙃 Last Tuesday I found myself staring into my nearly empty fridge (we’ve all…
Read moreOkay babes, gather ’round the (hypothetical) campfire while I spill the turmeric-infused tea about how I stopped blaming Mercury retrograde for my mood swings and finally made peace with my hormones. 🧙♀️🍯 It…
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