Okay, real talk: I used to think yoga was just expensive napping. π€ΈβοΈ Cue me dramatically rolling eyes at Lululemon-clad influencers π Then came 2020 β the year my stress levels moonwalked past…
Read morePicture this: You know those mornings where your brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open? π₯οΈπ₯ Yesterday I spilled oat milk on my laptop and tried to brush my teeth with…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When was the last time you drank coffee without scrolling Instagram? Walked your dog without mentally drafting emails? Or β plot twist β actually tasted your lunch instead of inhaling…
Read moreOkay, letβs get real for a sec. Last Tuesday, I spilled oat milk latte on my new linen pants and got ghosted by a guy who claimed to love βdeep conversations about constellations.β…
Read moreSo there I was last Tuesday, Googling βwhy do menβ¦β at 2 AM for the third night in a row π . My dating life had become a chaotic TikTok transition: one swipe left…
Read moreOkay babes, letβs get real. οΏ½β Iβm sitting here staring at my kitchen counter buried under 3 half-empty coffee mugs (one growing what I hope is kombucha scoby), a pyramid of unopened Amazon…
Read moreYou know that moment when youβre doomscrolling at 3 AM, mentally bargaining with your future self? βIβll just finish this TikTok stitchβ¦ and maybe my eyebags will magically vanish by sunrise?β π Spoiler:…
Read moreOkay, real talk β who else has ugly-cried while eating cookie dough in a face mask? πβοΈ Last Tuesday, I canceled plans to watch Netflix in fuzzy socks…then spent 2 hours feeling guilty…
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