Okay confession time: I used to wear “busy” like a designer handbag 👜. You know the drill – 5 AM yoga, back-to-back Zooms, meal-prepped quinoa bowls eaten over spreadsheets. My Instagram? All girlboss…
Read moreConfession time: I used to screenshot productivity porn like it was going out of style ✨ Morning routines of CEOs! Color-coded planners! 90-minute workout regimens! Then I’d crash spectacularly by Wednesday, eating cold…
Read moreLet’s get real – if mornings were a TikTok trend, most of us would be stuck watching the “Before Sunrise” filter glitch into a pixelated dumpster fire. 🚮 I used to treat sunrise…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🧼✨ Who here actually flosses daily? 🙋♀️ No? Same. But what if I told you that my entire morning routine – and honestly, my mental health…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 When was the last time you sat through an entire dinner without Instagramming your risotto? Or finished a work email without reflexively checking TikTok? Yeah,…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. When I first tried working from home, my “office” was a folding chair at the kitchen counter, surrounded by unwashed coffee mugs and my cat’s tail…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many times have you stood in front of your closet at 8:03 AM muttering “I have nothing to wear” while surrounded by perfectly good clothes? 🙃 Or spent 27…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👀 Yesterday, I closed my laptop at 6:03 PM and immediately felt like I’d committed a crime. Why? Because my Slack notifications were still pinging, and my inner people-pleaser…
Read moreOkay, real talk: did anyone else’s 2024 resolutions include “stop hustling” but now you’re somehow working 60-hour weeks again? 🙃 Sips matcha latte aggressively Let me paint you a picture: Last January, I…
Read moreOkay, real talk: how many of you have 17 tabs open right now? 🙋♀️ [sips matcha latte while aggressively typing Slack messages] I used to wear “busy” like a designer handbag – until…
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