Why Can’t I Adult Like Everyone Else? (Spoiler: My Brain’s Just Built Different)

Okay, confession time: Last week I spent 37 minutes hunting for my car keys only to find them chilling in the freezer next to a half-eaten popsicle 🍭. If that sentence made you…

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“Time Management for the Overstimulated Girlie Who’s Done Adulting on Hard Mode”

Okay, real talk: who else feels like they’re perpetually juggling 17 tabs in their brain? 🙃 Between work Zooms, remembering to water the sad basil plant, and pretending we’re not 3 days late…

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“How I Tricked My Brain into Loving Productivity (Spoiler: Coffee Wasn’t Enough ☕)”

Okay babes, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself crying over spilled oat milk latte while simultaneously hunting for my keys, late for a Zoom call, with one eyeliner wing perfect and…

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“Productivity Hacks Are Dead – Here’s What Actually Makes My Chaos Beautifully Functional”

Okay babes, let’s get real. The other day I found expired oat milk behind my yoga mat collection while searching for a missing AirPod. That’s when it hit me – my entire existence…

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