Okay, real talk time 💀 – who else has a graveyard of unused gym memberships, neon resistance bands, and that cursed vibrating ab belt from 2018 buried under their bed? 🙋♀️ For years,…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk: When’s the last time your fitness plan asked you how you actually felt? 🙃 Mine used to be like a drill sergeant screaming “JUST DO IT” while my body…
Read moreLet me start with a confession: I never intended to become “that girl who sells crochet bikinis on Instagram.” This whole thing began because I needed therapy (cheaper than actual therapy, tbh) after…
Read moreYou know that moment when your cat becomes your most attentive coworker? 🐱💻 Mine currently sits on my keyboard judging my Excel skills while I’m wearing yesterday’s sweatpants. Welcome to my “glamorous” remote…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. 👀 Last month, I had a full-on meltdown in the Trader Joe’s snack aisle. Why? Because my Peloton-obsessed “wellness warrior” friend casually mentioned she’d just finished her second…
Read moreOkay, real talk ladies – how many of you have bookmarked a “perfect 6-week bikini body plan” only to quit halfway through leg day? 🙋♀️ raises protein-shake-stained hand dramatically I used to be…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. Two years ago, I was that girl crying in the office bathroom because my boss told me my “ambition made the team uncomfortable.” 🚩🚩🚩 Fast forward…
Read moreOkay, real talk – have you ever sat in a coffee shop ☕ pretending to work on your laptop while secretly eavesdropping on the group next to you discussing their start-up’s valuation? Same,…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real. 💁♀️ Remember when we all bought matching yoga mats during lockdown, convinced we’d emerge as sculpted goddesses? Spoiler alert – mine became a permanent cat bed by week…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve declared “New Year New Me” while clutching a kale smoothie… well, I could probably buy Peloton stock. 🙃 For…
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