Okay but can we talk about how parenting manuals should come with a disclaimer? “May cause existential crises, questionable snack choices, and spontaneous crying in parking lots.” 🍷🔮 Let me tell you what…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I served my 4-year-old cereal for dinner while wearing yesterday’s mascara streaks. As she finger-painted the wall with almond milk 🥛, I had an epiphany: We’ve been sold…
Read moreSo… my toddler threw a tantrum in the cereal aisle yesterday 🥣💥. Picture this: Coco Puffs flying like confetti, my husband frozen mid-avocado-inspection, and me doing that awkward half-laugh/half-cry face strangers give when…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. You know that moment at 3 AM when you’re elbow-deep in diaper chaos, your partner’s snoring through the baby monitor’s symphony, and you suddenly think: “Did we just sign…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. You know that moment when your sweet little angel transforms into a tiny tornado in the cereal aisle because you said no to rainbow sprinkles for…
Read moreOkay moms, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself crouched in the cereal aisle at Whole Foods, whispering “ommm” while my 4-year-old lobbed organic rice puffs at a startled stock clerk. 🥴…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else just googled “how to keep tiny humans alive” yesterday? 🙋♀️ Between diaper blowouts and 3 AM existential crises about screen time, I’ve decided parenting is just adult life…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself clapping like a deranged seal because my 4-year-old managed to pee in the toilet bowl. 🚽 Cue the confetti cannons! 🎉 But later, while…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – yesterday I found baby carrots in my bra pocket and my toddler’s “abstract art” Sharpie mural on the fridge. Again. 🙃 If you’re reading this while hiding in…
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