Okay, real talk: did anyone else’s pelvic floor become public enemy 1 after giving birth? 🙋♀️ Let’s skip the Instagram-perfect “bounce back” nonsense and talk about how growing humans rewired my entire understanding…
Read moreOkay, real talk: who else has cried in the shower while a toddler banged on the door demanding goldfish crackers? 🚪🍪 raises hand Motherhood, my friends, is like being a DJ at a…
Read moreOkay, real talk: When my 8-year-old daughter loudly declared she’d rather eat broccoli-flavored ice cream than wear frilly dresses to family reunions, I secretly did a victory dance in the laundry room. 🕺…
Read morePicture this: me, standing in the cereal aisle with a carton of oat milk slipping from my sweaty palm, while my 4-year-old stages a Grammy-worthy performance over gasp the wrong color of sippy…
Read morePicture this: me, standing in the cereal aisle with a carton of oat milk slipping from my sweaty palm, while my 4-year-old stages a Grammy-worthy performance over gasp the wrong color of sippy…
Read moreLet’s get real, mama – did you also fall down a Pinterest rabbit hole last night comparing your toddler’s bento box to miniature food art while secretly eating cold pizza over the sink?…
Read morePicture this: I’m crouched in the cereal aisle at Whole Foods, desperately shoving organic granola bars into my cart while my 4-year-old stages a Broadway-worthy meltdown over gluten-free waffles. 🥴 As other shoppers…
Read moreLet me paint you a scene: There I was, sipping my third oat milk latte ☕ at 2pm, watching my 4-year-old enthusiastically explain to a confused barista why strawberry sprinkles belong on avocado…
Read moreOkay ladies, real talk time. 👯♀️ Ever had one of those days where your toddler throws spaghetti at your new Zara blouse while your partner asks why dinner’s late… and you suddenly question…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👶💥 I just survived a Target meltdown where my toddler tried to ride a watermelon like a horse while my newborn projectile-spit-up on a display of organic cotton onesies….
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