Let me set the scene: It’s 8:03 PM. I’m wearing yesterday’s mascara, holding a lukewarm coffee reheated three times, and negotiating with a toddler who just declared war on bedtime. My laptop glows…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, my 9-year-old dissolved into tears because her “perfect” Lego tower collapsed… again. As I watched glittery tears mix with rainbow bricks, it hit me: We’re not building towers…
Read moreRaise your hand if you’ve ever felt like motherhood turned your career plans into a Pinterest board you can’t figure out. 🙋♀️ Let me paint you a picture: three years ago, I was…
Read moreSo, last week I spilled my oat milk latte while arguing with my 4-year-old about why we can’t adopt every stray cat in the neighborhood. As I wiped up the mess, it hit…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else just found glitter in their coffee… again? ✨☕️ Raise your hand if your “self-care Sunday” involved scrubbing crayon off the walls while humming Baby Shark on loop. 👋…
Read moreOkay, real talk mamas – when was the last time you peed alone? 🚽 Yesterday? Slow clap. This morning? Queen behavior. Right now while reading this? Multitasking goddess. Let’s face it: modern motherhood…
Read moreOkay ladies, let’s get real 💁♀️. Picture this: I’m sitting at my favorite Brooklyn coffee shop (shoutout to that $7 oat milk latte ☕), color-coding my Google Calendar while simultaneously texting my OB-GYN…
Read moreOkay babes, let’s get real – who else has tripped over a rogue LEGO at 6 AM while holding lukewarm coffee that’s seen better days? 🙋♀️ Last week, my 4-year-old decided to “help”…
Read moreOkay but why does my 3-year-old think toothpaste is hair gel? 😂 Let me paint you a scene: Yesterday, I found my toddler “styling” the dog’s fur with my $38 Moroccan oil conditioner…
Read moreOkay, real talk—anyone else’s daughter currently using the couch as a mud wrestling arena? 🛋️💦 Mine just declared our golden retriever “CEO of Stick Collection” while covered in three different food groups. Parenting…
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