Okay real talk – who else just found Cheerios in their designer handbag? 🙋♀️🐻❄️ [holds up cereal-encrusted Prada pouch] I’m typing this while my toddler “helps” reorganize my spice rack (paprika in the…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a second. 👀 Last week, my daughter announced she wants to be a “professional unicorn-riding engineer who also does nail art.” Meanwhile, my friend’s son cried because his…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👀 Yesterday, I was at Whole Foods when a toddler near the avocados had a meltdown so epic it could’ve been a Marvel origin story. The mom? She just……
Read moreOkay, let me set the scene: It’s 3 PM, my toddler’s screaming in the bread aisle because I said “no” to chocolate-covered granola, and some sweet elderly lady just whispered, “They used to…
Read moreOkay, confession time: I almost threw out my soul last Tuesday. 🧵 There I was, knee-deep in my garage’s “post-apocalyptic toy aisle” section, when a dusty box fell on my head. Inside? My…
Read moreOkay, real talk – who else just received a passive-aggressive text from their kid’s preschool teacher about forgetting “rainbow day” 🥴? Raises both hands while chugging lukewarm coffee. Let’s unpack this circus we…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – who else here has accidentally used baby wipes to clean their coffee mug? 🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. sips questionable latte Three years into this parenting gig,…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else just had an existential crisis while unclogging a bottle of pureed carrots? 🥕👶 Let me set the scene: It’s 3 AM, my hair smells like old breast milk,…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 👀 Last month, I tripped over a plastic dinosaur again, spilled my third coffee of the day, and had an existential crisis while staring at Mount…
Read moreLet me paint you a picture: It’s 3 AM. I’m wearing mismatched socks, holding a screaming burrito-shaped human who definitely hates my singing voice, and suddenly it hits me – “I used to…
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