Why You’re Secretly Terrified of Money (And It’s Not Your Fault)

Okay, let’s get real for a sec. 💸 Raise your hand if you’ve ever done any of these: – Held your breath while checking your bank balance – Felt guilty buying a $7…

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Money Talks Aren’t Sexy… Until They Are 💸❤️🔥

So, here’s a hot take: talking about money with your partner is low-key the new foreplay. 💅 I know, I know—nothing kills a candlelit vibe faster than uttering “So, baby, what’s your credit…

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Why Did I Wait So Long to Start Investing? (Spoiler: It’s Not About the Money) 💸✨

Okay, let’s get real. Picture this: me, age 28, sitting at my kitchen table with a cold latte ☕️, staring at my paycheck breakdown like it’s hieroglyphics. I’d just gotten my first “big…

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How I Rebuilt My Life (and Bank Account) After My Divorce 💸💔

Okay, let’s start with a scene we’ve all almost lived: me, standing in a grocery store line six months post-divorce, holding a carton of oat milk and a sad-looking avocado, when my card…

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Why My Bank Account Hates Me (And How I Became Her BFF) 💸✨

Okay, let’s get real. Last week, I accidentally overdrafted my account buying another scented candle labeled “financial security” (irony, I know). As I sat there sniffing vanilla-lavender regret, it hit me: My relationship…

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From Broke to Brushstrokes: How Painting My Money Fears Unlocked a Richer Life 🎨💰

Okay babes, let’s get real for a sec. Who else has stared at their bank app while stress-eating cereal straight from the box? 🙋♀️🍯 Last month, I discovered my old watercolors while Marie…

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“Why My Piggy Bank Hates Me (And How We’re Going to Couples Therapy) 💸💔”

Okay, real talk: when I first heard “legacy wealth,” I pictured some 80-year-old dude in a monocle stroking a gold bar. 🧐 Then I realized – wait, why aren’t WE supposed to care…

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Love in the Age of Secret Credit Cards: How Money Lies Are Killing Relationships (And How to Fix It)

Okay, let’s get real for a sec. 💸💔 Imagine this: You’re sipping oat milk lattes with your bestie, swapping dating horror stories, when she casually drops, “Girl, I found out my partner’s been…

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Why I Finally Stopped Treating My Savings Account Like a Toxic Ex 💸✨

Okay, let me set the scene: It’s 2021. I’m sitting in a café watching my oat milk latte cost €5.50 while my life savings earn 0.02% interest. My bank account and I had…

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Why I Wish Someone Had Slapped This Investing Guide Into My 25-Year-Old Hands (But 35 Works Too 😉)

Okay, real talk over matcha lattes ☕: I used to think “asset allocation” was a term for dividing closet space with roommates. Then I turned 30, panicked about my sad little savings account,…

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