Okay, let’s get real for a second. 👋 This morning, I found my toddler “decorating” the walls with peanut butter while my preschooler attempted to give the cat a bubble bath. Meanwhile, my…
Read moreRaise your hand if your brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open right now 🙋♀️. Between client meetings, school pickup lines, and remembering to water that suspiciously resilient orchid I got…
Read moreOkay, real talk: Who else just found glitter in their coffee… again? ✨☕️ Raise your hand if your “self-care Sunday” involved scrubbing crayon off the walls while humming Baby Shark on loop. 👋…
Read moreOkay, real talk mamas – when was the last time you peed alone? 🚽 Yesterday? Slow clap. This morning? Queen behavior. Right now while reading this? Multitasking goddess. Let’s face it: modern motherhood…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. 👶💥 I just survived a Target meltdown where my toddler tried to ride a watermelon like a horse while my newborn projectile-spit-up on a display of organic cotton onesies….
Read moreOkay, real talk: Last Tuesday, I served my 4-year-old cereal for dinner while wearing yesterday’s mascara streaks. As she finger-painted the wall with almond milk 🥛, I had an epiphany: We’ve been sold…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real – how many of you have ever panic-searched for your keys while holding a half-eaten avocado toast in your bra? 🙋♀️ No? Just me? Cool, cool. Between Zoom meetings,…
Read moreOkay moms, let’s get real. Last Tuesday, I found myself crouched in the cereal aisle at Whole Foods, whispering “ommm” while my 4-year-old lobbed organic rice puffs at a startled stock clerk. 🥴…
Read moreOkay friends, grab your iced latte (or emergency wine🍷) because we need to talk about the circus act nobody prepared us for: adulting as a parent who hasn’t completely abandoned career ambitions. Picture…
Read moreLet’s get real for a sec 💁♀️ – whoever sold us the “work-life balance” fairytale clearly never tried pumping breastmilk during Zoom meetings while their toddler finger-painted the dog. 🐶🎨 When I returned…
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