Okay ladies, let’s get real. 💁♀️ Last night, my partner brought me a latte while I was working and said “I made you a heart in the foam!” Spoiler: It looked like a…
Read moreOkay, let’s set the scene: I’m sitting in my favorite coffee shop, pretending to read Rupi Kaur poetry while secretly watching a couple argue over oat milk lattes. She’s got that look—the “I’ve-been-burned-before”…
Read moreOkay real talk – I spilled oat milk latte on my laptop this morning, forgot to pay parking tickets for 3 months straight, and just discovered my “quick fridge reorganizing hack” actually broke…
Read moreSo I was scrolling through Instagram last night (as one does) when I stumbled upon my college roommate’s profile – CEO of a startup, mom of twins, marathon runner, and now… organic kombucha…
Read moreOkay, real talk—when was the last time you scrolled through your contacts and thought, “Wait… do I even like these people?” 💅 Let me paint you a picture: Last year, I found myself…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real for a sec. 🥂 Remember that time I tried to host a “casual” dinner party and accidentally served undercooked chicken while my college roommate’s date spent 45 minutes ranting…
Read moreOkay, real talk mamas – when was the last time you peed alone? 🚽 Yesterday? Slow clap. This morning? Queen behavior. Right now while reading this? Multitasking goddess. Let’s face it: modern motherhood…
Read moreOkay, let’s get real. Last Tuesday night, my partner casually dropped the “Babe, can you help me fold laundry?” bomb while I was elbow-deep in spreadsheet hell. My soul actually left my body…
Read moreOkay confession time: I haven’t unrolled my $98 Lululemon mat in 47 days. Insert crying-laughing emoji But before you revoke my basic white girl card, hear this: My morning coffee ritual now involves…
Read moreOkay, spill the tea, ladies. 🍷 Last Thursday, I canceled a fifth date with a guy who kept “forgetting” I’m allergic to shellfish (but remembered to Venmo request me for his overpriced cocktails)….
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